"Sapp says one woman spit in his face"

Hope this doesn't tarnish Sapp's reputation.

Paying 600 dollars for oral sex should be a felony. That should cost 80 bucks, tops.

Mexico may disagree.

Add excessively hairy, and you've described my body.

Wow, that sucks. If the Beastie Boys drop your name solely because of your hair, you are way ahead of the rest of us.

Crouching Tiger, Prolapse Saggin

As a Jets fan, I'm always excited when another terrible option becomes available.

I find your lack of love for Amy B's delusional goddess status disturbing.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Damn, gotta get my wife one of these for when she's in PMS mode.

Rex Ryan is the coolest. He's a swinger that loves his wife and loves it when she gets plowed by other dudes. There's plenty of sausage up in Buffalo, Rex, you'll love it.

One of the restaurants will be a murder-mystery dinner show with Ray Lewis and O.J. Simpson as M.C.'s

Plans include a ride called Adrian Peterson, which can carry about eight women and thirteen kids and presents a real threat of whiplash.

Next Bob will demand an apology from anyone who has suggested his young girlfriend is only with him for his money.

The oral surgeon should have sewn her mouth shut!

After seeing her cake, Miko Grimes' emergency oral surgery doesn't come as a huge surprise.

JC: Need u home asap