"Hmmm... something smells fishy here."

"I want to say I truly regret this incident," Peterson said after reaching the plea deal. "I stand here and I take full responsibility for my actions and am ready to accept my punishment".

"I love my son more than any one of you can even imagine. I also love the other six kids I know about and the countless more that I will discover in the years to come."

Andy Reid may get the 25th most screentime, but he gets by far the most screenspace.

Digitally penetrate. So they were, like exchanging data or something in a computer?

Those Elways are notoriously tight-lipped. I've heard the only way to get them to open up is to rub peanut butter on their gums.

The truthers post was yesterday, please adjust your tin foil hat.

Stikc ot sprots

Those are some Twin Towers I'd like to crash my face into, amirite?

A brand name snack food that consists of popcorn covered with caramel glaze and often has nuts such as pecans and almonds in it...................oh, sloppycock, nevermind.

Reynolds Thinks Seran Got a Bad Wrap.

So I just live my life and try to stay positive, and try to become a better person each and every day.

Plaintiff did not want to see Defendant JERRY JONES receive oral sex from the female.

Much like his Cowboys, Jerry Jones has no defense.

sadly I think we all know where this is going...

Between a crack rock and a hard lemonade place

I'm actually impressed with Vick, considering he's 238 in dog years

Like his hero Steve McNair, at least he took a shot.

It works because she took a stool softener.