Around the Cutler house they call it Measles on Wheels.

Pretty sweet. Can I get one with darker tint and sound proofing?

I heard he still knows his multiplication tables too

This is nothing. Maximum Dadness is achieved at the Antonio Cromartie household every other weekend and the occasional holiday.

But he is right about the hypocrisy over his indiscretions, because, let's face it, we've all been there. It's five o'clock in the morning, you've done a quarter-ounce of coke in under two hours, and there's two prostitutes ripping your hotel room apart looking for the rest of the stash.. meanwhile, you're lying on…

A good general rule is, if you call your watch a chronograph, you're probably an asshole.

Martin Short greets fans from his limousine as he prepares for his lead role in "Eyyyyyyyyy: The Last Days of Henry Winkler"

Kluwe went on to add that the Vikings had a small penis, and the Vikings shot back that Kluwe cries after sex.

Dude, that's a GOITER. Have you no shame for this poor man's plight? Or maybe it's a conjoined twin. In any case, stop with the shaming of Fat Robert Plant.

As they say, "bite the tube that feeds you."

That elbow-licker looks like the only thing he's good at is losing a tickle-fight to Chris Kluwe.

My vote is- if someone smacks you in the genitals, you have a free pass. I didn't watch the video though, because I was worried I might be subjected to Tim McGraw's music.

Amazing. A non-football player hasn't caused this much trouble for one team since Tim Tebow joined the Jets.

Rules of Engorgement

Surprised that no-one has replied to you with this comic yet.

So does this make him "Johnny Basketball"?

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