Good for those defensive linemen. When my wife's in the red zone I usually stay the fuck away from her.

I'm proud to live in a world where watching overweight gentlemen pile on top of a pretty girl isn't taboo.

Of greater concern is how quickly Darren Sharper showed up at the scene once he found out she was unconscious.

"Amateur."

I speak some Russian. The Russian skip was yelling. "Nnnnnnnhhhh...Peppermint Roll!!"

"I care about my legacy as a professional athlete. But I'm miserable currently. A therapist & medication won't help me gain the respect of my teammates. I really don't know what to do Mom."

I don't listen to a word that Phil Simms says. Not because it isn't insightful... but because it sounds like a Texas hobo taking a dump on an airhorn.

"You've gotta know when to hold em. Know when to fold em. Know when to take your dick out. Know when to run"

I spent three months of my life homeless, after graduating college right in the teeth of the recession and being unable to find work. I will say this for homeless shelters—-they are very interesting places full of very interesting people, such as the fellow who I came upon getting a stern lecture from shelter staff,…

And with that quote, he joined F. Scott Belichick as a member of the Loss Generation.

"Go to Europe." Could you be any more vague? Where in Europe? They have countries there you know...

HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!

Harbnado

If he keeps that up he'll turn into Wonder Woman sooner or later.

Dog = Dan Snyder

"The murder weapon, a .38 caliber revolver, was later found in the trunk of a Bristol woman".

"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?"