I really really like women, too. I just like dick more.

Skip Bayless is still sticking to the story. And that Rodgers and Troy Aikman are getting married at halftime of the Super Bowl.

Michael J. Fox Sports

From the James Brown "Living In America" collection.

The CTE is strong in this one.

We should all be grateful Suzy was there that day. It would be awful to have the link at the bottom of the article taking people to Kissing Tony Siragusa.

Ten years! Where does the time go?

"That's some weak ass shit. You call that training?"
-Marv Marinovich

Dysentery is just a convenient excuse for why they're always shitting the bed

Tony Romo is like having a girl/boyfriend that's absolutely perfect in every way, except every year at the thanksgiving table in front of your entire family s/he gets hammered and starts talking about all of Hitler's good ideas no one talks about, then after s/he passes out you have to go making all the same excuses…

"Slow Getting Up"

Well at least this settles the whole debate about whether D.C. is a Northern town or a Southern town . . . . putting your balls in the hands of your Cousins is a time-honored tradition in the South.

There's times that I've sat at my computer looking at something, going through websites befoer, and sittin' there going, 'Wait, where am I? Who is this guy?'

"I think this means that Josh McCown has spent time watching bestiality porn."

To be fair, he looked up Bear Porn, but got a video of Jim McMahon masturbating onto his headband to the tune of the Super Bowl Shuffle. I wouldn't be talking sensical about it either.

'Wait, where am I? Who is this guy?' - Jay Cutler, 12/9/13

Nobody needs Jay Cutler. If he was an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

haha... the old oil check... they'll be giggling later about that in the locker room on both teams.