Stroke of genius by McNair

One stroke, you're out!

I believe his actual diagnosis was "Neck AIDS".

CONFIRMED: Bullying charges against Richie Incognito have had their heads stuffed in the toilet and flushed.

"Could be worse"

Odjick was last seen throwing a plumbing system through a hospital window and running to freedom.

Am I the only one who looks at this and sees DJ Uterus with Fallopian tube arms scratching two ovary records?

"I'm awful surprised to hear about that," Reid said. "In Philly, our parking lot crew just swept them up after the cars all left."

Did Chief Wiggum tape off the Jeep? That's quality work.

+1 tablespoon

Yup. I was raised Catholic. Fastest ticket to atheism anyone can get.

Obvs, Hollywood is in the window business—not auto parts.

I think someone needs to do a "Rob Ford eats Jonathan Martin" sign

Relevant:

Is blackpenis as racist as blackface?

Was just about to eat a blood sausage for lunch :(

I've had it with these Brett Favre un-retirement rumors.