+1 suitcase of Vicodin

Jim’s got his sleeping bag in the back of the station wagon tonight waiting to be tucked in.

a throbbing victory

I took an Excedrin for that poor bastard.

Dudes going to take a prison beating for that $$$.

Donnie said the same thing to Stormy

+1 3rd input

Everyone is missing the boat here...Tide Pod SUPPOSITORIES is where it’s at! Nice & clean!

DUDE! GEICO! I SAVED SO MUCH!!!!!

Dilfer is already shaving his head extra close for this one.

Looks like Gisele is going to have to step-up her lemon squeezing skillz...

my dog just did something similar...the fucker took a dump then rolled in it...NOT GOOD

The most satisfying part is the painful gastric bypass that didn’t work & rendered him a permanent diarrhea sufferer.

this, too...

I LOVED...LOVED! watching the mole fall off Brees face.

I’ll just leave this here...

He must be a honey b/c she’s a boner graveyard.

Jebus snorts gummies

It seemed like “Airplane!” on a football field. Was waiting for, “ever seen a grown man naked?”

I mean, seriously...health care, taxes, reffing, who knew things are this hard???