dudes gonna get so much Christian pussy from this

CRAZY EYEZ KILLA!

Dr. Drew must be wetting his pants.

lots of buttstuff, too.

There would have to be a feces contest...as in who can put the most on the floor.

Is this man slow? I ask that seriously. He looks like something is wrong with him.

dude’s BIG drunk

probably has some dia-BEET-US on those tess-TUS

dude shoulda gone with the PILEDRIVER

it goes in the stink

Too much chlorine.

most men just become adept at mouth breathing.

turd cutter?

thanks god we didn't learn if he was fully aroused.

Your asshole will thank you.

Handsome. Handsome???

Yup....Little Marco is reduced to gargling Trump’s sagging balls.

fartnight?

Does anal get special consideration? Asking for a friend.

“stretched vaginal cavity”...my new band!