Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You’re An Asshole
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ladies, send your bloody tampons to his office. Every month. Please. Now.
knowing she’s eating couch
monster schlong?
don’t forget, “coughs A LOT”
Who in the fuck votes these ugly ass moronic retards into office? Jesus fucking Christ!
Cruz is exactly the type who should be given absolutely no power let alone a military.
and his speed-bag wifey is a Goldman employee.
DILDOS FOR ALL!!!!!
Bet she farts like a Rhino.
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get the big ones!
butthhole munching butthole munching butthole butthole munching
dude must be chowing down on that bunghole LOTS
Bruce continues to fatten nicely.
as long as The Gimp is asleep...
a sloppy bottom
Dave has probably had many self-loving handjobs since.
needed more buttstuff.
The dude seems to be tons of pussy so he’s doing something right.
He said this just to have fun reading the comments on Deadspin. He’s giggling right now while downing fistfuls of happiness.