+1 grassy knoll

oh fuck me Jesus...here we go, penalties for penalties sake. But wait, who will she withhold sexy time from???

No shit. After being knocked out in high school during practice, my head felt like it was going to explode for days after. Anyone who would willing subject themselves to that has to be literally fucked in the head.

or a fruit? Isn't a vegetable the one with no seeds? Too many knee injuries, I guess.

Yeah well, I've got a mouthful of fart when South of the Border so there's that.

why did Michael Jackson have to quit the Cub Scouts? He was up to two packs a day!

that's just Gross, Gross, Gross...

He's a cute little kind of person.

ah yes...the "Babe in the Woods" routine.

Who cares about the game...I'd totally rim that.

at least his colon was well irritated.

M C A...

This a "He to She" episode?

I still think he'd make a good clown & probably very capable of burying things in his basement.

I might be able to get chubby for her.

This will never not be funny.

you should be. You missed the punchline where Tom says, I LIKE TATER TOTS!!!

No use hating on King. He gets paid to gargle Roger's nuts and gargle he does.

her BJ's are lame.

is his penis coming out of her stomach???