Ray Lewis would kill for these skills...or at least just kill.

I hope his show is titled "From Brucey to Lucy".

My girlfriend's vagina tastes metallic-y occasionally. Never had the balls to ask why. I may now know.

+1 rimjob

Her panties are sopping wet. This I know.

or worse, the "Dry Dock".

gives me the weirdest boner

Red on the head, fire in the hole?

Thank GOD he can finally throw the fucking ball.

Index finger, either, is great for really digging out the butt nuggets.

This is a tranny, right???

Maybe it is The Chronic?

ah yes...the ol' dump on the chest.

How about, "Taunt the T'aint"?

OK, what the fuck did I just watch?

there...fixed that for ya

WORD. Having ISIS chop their heads off isn't brutal enough for these fuckwads.

And, amazingly, there is a lady out there who let's him put his penis in her stomach.

Because Purple All Day Jesus knows very well that light is a wave as well as a particle.