All of Mary's pants will have the butt cut out.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

He seems like a gentle soul and a nice young man.

Can Deadspin stop sucking this guys dick?

She best not fart on that thing.

does this mean Mr. Happy gets lopped off???

Smell the Glove

I'll just leave this here...

sum ting wong

+1 tampon

God can be such an asshole.

Mouth? Um, more like his asshole.

+1 chocolate star

Superb Owl

something about "soup", amirite????

I hope Marshawn will be an even bigger hemorrhoid on Goodell's flabby ass next year.

Wasn't it more like, taken?

Good. Fuck these assholes. Yes & their assholes will be destroyed in prison.

My guess is she has thick wrists...

"I am not gay"