Fran was Cosby'ed.

I'd be drunk constantly after running the Pistol with the Chiefs.

hot AND wet

nor Bob Barker

someone give that man an apple

Fat Rex was so much more fun. Thin Rex is a sad Rex.

Honey Boo Boo done became Honey Baked Ham.

well, looking like her, you probably kinda have to.

+1 V

Koy was coy.

OK...I'll admit it, Mama June just gets me rock hard.

"wine 'em, dine 'em, 69 'em"

Love watching Newton being beaten like a Piñata.

"intravaginal ejaculatory latency time"

Joey, ever seen a grown man naked?

The poor dude just took too many shots to the melon.

WHAT!? Seriously dude, that has to be his real hair.

"touch her vagina with penis"...the end goal of many males everyday. All day.

Is it weird to fantasize about vaginas not smelling so weird?