Would not tap that.

WOW! Yes! I call my cock "God"...she needs him in her.

Great beard. He could play for ZZ Top?

I've got the weirdest boner after reading this.

Would not be surprised if ol Wes is pissing blood. I'm pissing blood after just watching that.

Lou's wood has been jelly for decades.

I've tasted several girls butts. They do not taste like candy corn.

"anal cavity". So the correct parallelism would be "vaginal cavity"??? Such confusion.

"Ghosts and vampires may be slightly scary, but there is nothing more terrifying than a vagina full of dead people."

was actually hoping for a the full Manning with "Omaha Omaha!"

this needs more stars

The dude looks like sloppy bottom.

Who?

I thought the dude was Samoan (?)

god my school SUCKED

I'd like to know why the anal stopped. Just like that. Bait & switch???

that Peyton...he's just a wild & crazy guy!

Best.Photoshop.Contest.Evah.

Still holding out hope for a shot of a slovenly Andy Reid devouring a small live creature.