is she available for dating?

I liked being married. I did not, and still don't, like the divorce part.

a wise person said, "forever is a long time"

that farting-in-face thing always pisses me off...I'm like, seriously? excuse yourself! don't beef in my face!

his daughter's porn is most excellent!

he's too busy getting ready for a comeback! Even he said so!

then they conveniently forget the viciousness of their words. I've heard countless times, "I said that???"

Jim Brown enjoys beating women.

Huh? Women provoke men? No clue what you're talking about.

goddamn my boner is asking for ketchup

what the fuck???

looks like a prelude to dropping a deuce.

and to think about the children

what statement does throwing a humidifier signify? At least Ray Rice was unequivocal in his communication.

oh fuck the kids. Get so goddamn sick of pandering to fucking kids. Pander to me, goddamn you, John! Let me know it's OK to lay a haymaker on my beloved! C'mon now!

Dude! Where's my Penis?

will someone please refit Goodell's tinfoil hat...it's just not on properly.

that's a whole lotta Rosie

what's your number?

Amen, bro. As a fellow CPA.