"I'm on my period and I don't care"...yes, it can be horrific...for the guy.

Rule #5 is complete bullshit...there's nothing more fun than reading about great sex with someone you really liked being with and the details that would otherwise been completely forgotten.

that's "Piggy Poopballs"

just like picking up that 10 pin for the spare BABY!

Bowlen - *looks at Elway* "who's the horsetooth jackass? BWAHAHAHAHA! Baba Booey ya'll!"

Don't give me that horseshit...I memorized fucking hella levels on Pac-Man to get to that 9th key. For a little porker looking to flash for pussy, it sure helped me get fatter.

especially if said poop was not solid & nicely double tapered

she's one of those "chicks with dicks"???

oh. Thought it would more like, "fuck her right in the pussy!"

Ben Stein's Boner. Don't visualize it. You can't stop visualizing it. ITS BEN STEIN'S BONER!

would venture to say that Ben gets little boom-boom time these days...

I want this gif

please, Erin, please...stop with the "cum".

just hopin' to Jebus his nuts get bit off by a Laplander before another accident happens.

something tells me this car helps el Beasto get some poon

ON: A CRUTCH!, BURNT TOAST! A POGO STICK!

why? it's what she knows.

"and thank God he doesn't love man-ass."

technically is grass, tho