gave me a REALLY weird chubby.

this is her...him? Would not penetrate.

ah finally...we get to watch Simpson explode into a glorious blob again.

"...born on third base, sliding into home" is the version I've heard. Either is spot on.

but who will Johnny Fuckhead, um, Football! throw to now??? WHO?????

makes me proud to live in this cesspool known as the US of A! Huzzah!

I like you. Do you like me?

dude's still crushing pussy

orgies! Yes, please! More of these!!!

dude musta crushed TRUCKLOADS of pussy!

well, death IS forever :)

OMFG! An Andy Reid dump. *shudders*

I just hope Ray Ray wasn't smoking weed! He can kill & rape til the cows come home, but weed? Just say no!

Sonnen is a 5-alarm dumpster fire. Every sport needs one to stir shit.

I just hope he can still rape effectively.

but he's not Samoan

Hitler loved animals. We know about his soul.

looks like she's in mid-fart

well, the "little hole" reference clearly indicates that she enjoyed buttstuff.

is it wrong that I imagined my schlong in place of the nail polish bottle?