now I've got that goddamn themesong in my head. Thanks, asshole!

and he can kill the shit out of some cuddly puppies.

Jesus be with you. Anyone need a quarterback?

WOW!

Sapp is bankrupt, which is not rich.

how does one broach another about anal is such a scenario? I would totally fuck her right in the pussy, though.

Was he translating for her? I'm so confused.

God I hope so.

Rob is the nicest crack-smoking mayor around. And he can dance! He's got my vote FOREVER.

she tosses salad?

*wink wink nudge nudge

those fuckin cripples

roses are red, violets are blue, honey please tell me why I took a dump in my shoe?

WHAT!? I thought just liked me. Rats.

and god forbid they take a dump before their shift...I've gotten way too many whiffs

I lifeguarded a couple of summers...watching people vomit, breastfeed, shit & attempt to fuck in water in public made me swear off ever swimming in one of those toilet bowls again. The absolute worst was when the retards or "Happy Notes" came for the day...you knew damn well they were pissing their brains out.

would pound that pooper

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

I thought that means they fuck cook wear (?)

Would penetrate. Even in the dumper.