turtle porn????

that assholes like Ballmer exist is proof that god is dead.

Be careful what you wish for...

Katy's breasts are the 8th Wonder of the World. She gets a "forever pass" for being criminally dumb.

Serena must fart like a rhino.

If that's his cock to the left of his hand, the dude is packin a firehose!

both in either order...yes I've both. Don't ask. Thank you.

and a fuckin' asshole to boot!

sounded more like a queef.

Merril, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NAME IS THAT ANYWAY?, did shit his pants during his playing days. He said so in that warm, heart-felt story, League of Denial.

Reading this stuff makes me so incredibly depressed. As someone who wants nothing more than to treat one of you with flowers, kind words and affection and is unable to find her, makes it worse. I've met too many women who have been fucked up by some asshole(s) then wind up with me & want someone edgier or darker…

Harrumph!

hmmm...I think I sense strong feelings here...

he beat Madonna like a cheap steak.

"who probably poops organic whipped cream"

her breasts are DEE-LISH!!!

*nods

Can't wait until the hottie with 2 vaginas shows up!

Gates came from a wealthy connected family.

Mickelson has all the excitement of a perfect double tapered turd.