he only then realized his insatiable appetite for delicious MAN ASS.

I don't want to poop in my pants.

Children? That Happy Meal scares the shit out of me! Fuck the children!

yes...seeing those Rooski man boobs on a regular basis is a fate worse than death.

Um, Kerry needs to "man up" & lay off the Botox.

she does have a nice turd cutter.

Fiddy lost cred...

[facepalm]

and probably on water

supposedly has a Louisville Slugger sized schlong.

he needs to get shot again just for that alone.

Bettie Page...just wow.

hell, had I known, I woulda said, it's my cock! Pray for my cock, PUH LEAZE!!!!!

looks more like Jesus is in a colon...maybe because Jesus needs to save my colon after this weekend!

Jesus was a secret super-couponer

This article was necessary why?

it is wrong that I'm hard?

at least this Ryan is still fat.

Rob always seemed to be a sloppy bottom

that or "No Buttholes for Breakfast"