OR

damn...you hit the marriage BJ lottery!

"Guns Kill People" would be way less appropriate

Page has cranked out some shit but can't say I've heard a fart in there

the poor little bastard married a monster

Thanks Obama.

sometimes CTE just eats your brain

like Pigpen?

his wifey's foot OTOH...

if it's not Hebrew National or Nathan's, don't waste a goddamn bun!

is he also wearing golaches???

Whales? Gay??

I just walk right past...they may as well be burning alive...could care less.

what if he just has allergies???

or Jezebel for another article about wimmen's bloody smelly periods.

this is so terribly confusing...is this a repressed gay thing or did he escape the institution & ditch the helmet & drool cup? I NEED ANSWERS!!!

or just get huge & walk around on your belly?

well my future boners have been conveniently destroyed for awhile...

I just hope Turley keeps touring with the shitty brand of country only his Vicodin numbed fingers can play.

I thought that was, um, running an engine to max RPM? No?