if it was in the turd-cutter, I hope to sweet baby Jebus she didn't have a burrito supreme the night before.

amazing that Don's nose hasn't gone the full Michael Jackson route yet

what's the saying about "...familiarity breeding contempt..."?

There's a Nick Foles-large-horse-penis joke here somewhere...

feet???

*frothing at the mouth

Asa can take her prolapsed asshole & go fuck her ugly ass self.

truckloads of pussy in this little creeps future

she must have hemorrhoids the size of kumquats

I had that same expression on the bowl after too many spicy tacos the day before.

gotta be the "Gisele stuck her tongue up my ass...AGAIN" face

Speaking of Tebow, where is that Jebus lovin' crazy guy? Selling cars to other Jebus lovin crazy jock sniffers?

*raises a drink

harrumph!

can't wait to watch him beat into Joe Namath drunken delirium.

to really make guys nauseous, emphasize the smell...forget the Campbell's Chunky Soup bit

& hopefully have twice as many daughters in porn

yes! the world needs less brown peeps!

just wish I coulda been a flake in Koch money storm

word around the campfire is that this poor bastards nickname was "turbo"