Just as importantly, is that pronounced “doosh-SHOE-ner” or “doosh-SKOO-ner”?

Thanks, Seventeen, God knows there aren’t enough avenues encouraging teenagers to act like sociopaths.

“i offered to help your career” is a thing a weird producer tells you before asking you to the casting couch

I’d be willing to pay more for a restaurant to staff a doctor during peak hours. During this time, if a server or bartender encounters some idiot with an allergy to green, or has a gluten intolerance but only with fried food, the doctor would be summoned.

Yep. If your kid is that much of an asshole they don't get to go out to eat.

Precious Little Assholes... now THAT is a great band name.

It’s not like picky eaters happen overnight, and aren’t at least partially created by parents who indulge them, so yeah, if you’ve got a picky eater, your days of going to a restaurant are over until you can rectify that shit.

I still espouse the “don’t like it, don’t eat it” rule. Kids can survive more than a day without food.

Ah service jobs (food/retail/anything). Where pretty much everyone has at least one story that ends with “and then I went and cried in the bathroom.”

I could defend being in the position of dealing with a small child who is a picky eater. But that doesn’t mean it’s the restaurant staff’s responsibility to go out of their way to deal with it, too.

“According to his children, the dad’s last words were- and I’m paraphrasing here, your Honor- “I want to see a manager, those grills marks look crunchy and I’m allergic to crunchy.”

What your response really should have been:

Carla’s honeycomb ice cream story 😱😱😱😩😩😩

Know how I know this didn’t happen in Florida?

Bravely Default also was super well received and was turn-based. People vastly underestimate turn-based gameplay.

Aggggh! Dang it Shep! Me and my better half love board games, but we have so few people willing to play them with us due to the stigma of having to learn the rules and time constraints (to say nothing of the fact it usually requires at least three people to play in most games)!

Aggggh! Dang it Shep! Me and my better half love board games, but we have so few people willing to play them with us…

I think we have enough of these now to do March Madness bracket. Please.

I guess I never realized that spousal rape only became illegal in 1993. That is f’ing bananas. What the actual shit, man.

I was struck by the fact that the mom said that her child was fussing but not loudly (or something, I’m paraphrasing and I’m not going to look it up) and that led me to ponder something I call parental deafness. To those of us who don’t have any kids and to all those not used to your particular child your “low roar”…