Heavensward is amazing, the areas are amazing, it’s ALL AMAZING.

Lmao!! I grew up in the Midwest with these cookies as a staple and have a quite filthy mind but it never occurred to me that those cookies looked like boobs.

I love the creepy ransom PSAs.

Netflix and chinese food seems to be a win over this shit-storm.

I can't believe I just admitted to watch this crap...

“Please, Bethesda, don’t delay it.”

Or, and hear me out on this, please do...if need be. Take all the time you need to make it as brilliant as we expect. Plus, November is fucking crowded as hell. One less hundreds+ hour title in an already overstuffed month to reclaim a little bit of our lives isn’t such a terrible…

Part of me really wanted Momager to actually smack Psycho Santa with the pizza pan.

Nor can you disprove my theory that she is an agent of Satan sent to manipulate us into thinking that we’re being punished by God so that we’ll do something real dumb to get back in His good graces.

I'm from Boston, which I mention so that you'll know I'm saying this with the utmost sincerity: that is wicked clever.

Whoa, dude. That is SO TRIPPY.

Bullshit. I work in policing and stoners—yes, doing nothing but weed—get violent all the time. It's a psychotropic drug, it will affect people differently. The 'stoners are all mellow' myth is not true.

How much more wanted and loved they will feel when she tells them that they were chosen, that they are alive because she chose not to kill them.

There are a scant few people who get utterly furious at everything when they’re high. I have a friend who’s scared to do pot because the one time he did, he was ready to start punching faces. I’m guessing this is an *extremely* uncommon reaction, though, and maybe medication interaction or some other weird thing,…

My guess is that he has another child on the way. He doesn’t give a fuck.

I know a dude who used to RAGE when he smoked pot. It was only pot and there were always a few other people smoking out of the same bag.

There is never not a good reason to use that gif.

Pennsylvania drivers (at least Pittsburgh ones) are batshit fucking insane. These people terrify me, and I grew up in DC.

That name still isn’t as bad as this one. And yes, she is a citizen of Florida.