It’s real hard for conservative women. Can’t they just have (white, male) candidates who behave like respectable, mannered gentlemen while enacting policies against women? Is that really too much to ask!?

If you believe the basic tenants of feminism like, equal pay, access to healthcare, bodily autonomy and reductions in sexual violence are “very progressive policy” then you probably aren’ta feminist to start with.

Progressive ideas like being against rape, tolerance for the LGBT community and equal pay. This offends the male nerds-who-can’t-get-laid base of the GOP. Let’s check in with the Republican base as they had something to say today...

I mean, they’re salaried...they’re kind of lucky they get overtime at all. I’ve worked 50- and 60-hour workweeks for months on end before, and since I was salaried it meant my take-home was exactly what it always was, which is to say less than 1/3 of what these folks make. I agree that they should be well paid, given…

Yeah... I don’t want anyone to with unpaid but 160,000 a year is a pretty good salary. It would be one thing if they were promised more and then got stiffed but that doesn’t sound like the case and so I’m having a hard time getting upset about this.

I am almost done with this rotten job

He’s probably gonna charge for it eventually. Figure the ignorant will pay 2.99 $ a month for him to bad mouth both the Dems and Republicans after he loses the election.

Gold sale scams prepper kits and farmersonly?

I agree but I expect the advertisers will be mostly of the ilk who advertise on talk radio. You almost certainly aren’t their target market so they probably don’t care.

Wait, are you the same asshole that thinks women bleed from their bladder every month?

One is actual food for offspring, the other is waste material?

as chairman of theHouse Oversight and Government Reform committee, he arranged a hearing on contraceptive access in which five men and zero women were invited to testify.

Wow! He really is the perfect congressman for the tough-on-crime, family values GOP.

Wow.

How else can I amuse you guys, and especially myself, while at work other than finding these tweets the corrupt media refuses to go find?

At this point I assume that everything is (a) to spin Trump’s loss as the fault of anyone other than Trump and (b) to trash the media so that Trump’s supporters watch Trump TV when it comes out instead.

I assume they’re trying to spend as much of the campaign money as they can until the well runs dry.

There’s so much douche here, it makes me mad.

Trump: Contra. That’s means with, right? Like chili contra queso, right?!

I saw this earlier today and it gave me my single biggest (non-hysterical) laugh of this cycle.