Ok but seriously, don’t wear your Bernie shirt to the polls. I heart Bernie so much, too, but I’m an election inspector (I work at the polls - I run the computerized poll “book,” because the 80-year-olds who have done it for decades can’t or won’t learn the New-Fangled Ways) and we literally can not let you in if…
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Yeah, but those are assholes. Anyone who actually supported Bernie Sanders and his platform and wasn’t just a dick who hates the idea of a female President would not be voting for Trump. I know a few who are going third party, but the vast majority are firmly on the Clinton train. There is no way you believe in…
Yeah, I was full on Team Bernie, but nothing in the universe would make me vote for Cheetoface McPussyGrabber.
And I am gleefully anticipating the Trump supporters crying and shaking their tiny, impotent fists when they lose, to a girl!
They are going to lose their minds! And it’s going to be hilarious. And a little…
“Bernie Sanders said she has bad judgement. And I agree with him.”
“Bernie Sanders endorsed me.”
“Yeah, well Bernie Sanders is an idiot, and is not to be trusted.”
Chris Wallace literally shit himself after hearing that. That’s why he appears to be sitting higher for the rest of the debate.
My country is that of Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson. I make no judgement. I feel your pain, my US friends!
Honestly, after Brexit it’s just nice to spend some time yelling at a different country’s politicians.
Ya know, I had one of those procedures, exactly like Cheeto Benito is describing. But I’m not ashamed.
Word. The way he panders to the Bernie supporters is so thirsty. Is there a Van Jones fan sub-blog on Jez? Van the Man
Another non-American watching this shit show.
Because he is desperately hoping that Bernie Sanders voters like me are going to go “oh, I guess I’ll vote for Trump now durrr” which is NOT fucking happening. I will be wearing my Bernie shirt, but I will HAPPILY be casting my vote for Madam President.
I’m not even American but I stayed up to watch the debate (it’s 3:47 AM here, thank God I don’t have work today) and that was one of many lines that made me laugh out loud. ‘Just like we went after Bin Laden... while you were doing Celebrity Apprentice’ made me do a very loud honking laugh.
The CDC is rigged. Statisticians are part of the mathematical elite.
I’m fucking dying here. Is anyone else fucking dead? WHY DOES HE LOVE SAYING BERNIE SANDERS SAID SHE HAS BAD JUDGEMENT? He loves saying that shit. She keeps burning him. She’s basically set him on fire with her burns. Gawd help us all that we have to listen to this yuge, bloated asshole.
Despite the admonitions of Chris Wallace, the audience has already laughed at Trump multiple times, tonight. This reminds me so much of the first debate.
Even Chris Wallace laughed.
My wife and I recently lost our twin boys, Anton and Colin, at 20 weeks gestation. They were handsome, they were healthy, but my wife had an unforeseen and undiagnosed incompetent cervix despite being on bedrest for most of the 20 weeks, and we were advised that we need to deliver or we would lose three lives instead…
Your French sounds great to me.
The audible laughter from the audience GAVE ME LIFE.