This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Hopefully it will be less “final dungeon boss reveals his true form” and more “Wile E. Coyote trying to fly to the moon with ACME rockets.”

I am terrified. THIS has been DT in shackles? This whole time??

Look on the bright side, everybody: This election season’s going to get a lot worse before it gets better!

How can we forget about poor, misunderstood Jeb, who denied Al Gore the presidency by wiping 20.000 African Americans from the voter rolls and is thus complicit in the million dead civilians in Iraq and the ten million refugees that his brother caused.

Al Capone wasn’t brought down for any of his murders, but for stiffing the tax man. We have to take what we can get, I suppose.

I think it’s safe to say Billy’s Access Hollywood colleagues did not care for him. But they got the last fuck you, didn’t they?

So what’s the over-under on him having agig at Faux News in about five minutes?

Yeah, at first I was thinking he was just going along with Trump’s horrible comments to be nice to a piece of shit he had to do television with. After listening to the video a few more times and reading this though... nope, he’s horrible.

Also, puts paid the notion that he was merely being polite. He’s now a liability for whomever employs him in future because he has a documented history of making female colleagues and clients uncomfortable by sexualizing and demeaning them and asking them to physically touch other dudes for kicks. This is delicious.

The comparison is an injustice against Cartman, as he’s shown a considerable amount more tact and humanity in his 20 years on television than Donny.

Very well said.

this matured Eric Cartman

I personally hope even after the election more and more shit keeps coming out about him. He doesn’t just deserve to lose, he deserves to have his life upended.

Looks like we’ve found the winner for 2016's “Upper-Class Twit of the Year” in ol’ Nigel.

What if the Moose is biting my Sister?

I am astounded that none of the other Republican candidates had the sense to have some intern plow through the ten thousand hours of tape he must have recorded once he stated being a threat.

In the context of the whole “running for President” thing it changes pretty easily to shocking.

This. I’m tired of this bullshit that she’s some uniquely weak candidate. We’re not supposed to talk about it, but we’re going to look back at this and realize how much of her difficulty in being a frontrunner was little more than the result of her being a woman to an electorate fighting against history.

Because his supporters are different than Mitt and Gore’s. They don’t care about his terrible behavior because either they approve of it or they’re too busy being angry at Hillary and modern America.