Shut up, Mr. Burton! You were not brought upon this world to get it!

A prominent Minecraft Youtuber researched the event with public records and concluded that it was meant to be a scam from day 1.

They were attacked by a bear at the bottom of Tokyo Bay?

I think you meant to scream, "RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRD!"

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Descriptivism

I'm sorry, but most of that is the utter financial fantasy bullshit that remains willfully ignorant of the nature of employment, the economy, and even education. "Vanquish" student debt by 30? Maybe if you went to a state school as a resident and managed to be in a field where you could find a career without needing…

At first I didn't think I'd like it, but then, I was inuit.

This is a hacked cassette (vintage, man): it was on the RP G+ page (which is worth visiting if, like me, you are a giant nerd about that little machine). You can see how to make the case itself here.