This a-hole campaigned on the usual bingo card of rightwing grievances when he ran for governor, including his “record” of suing to block the governor’s masking and vaccine policies during COVID. He’s literally pro-death.

He would never become a martyr - he’s too important. He wants *other people* to die for his beliefs. (You have to think of it in terms of the radical mullah / suicide bomber dynamic.)

Multiple phonetic-spelling typos, bad grammar, and an utterly unnecessary slideshow. Just another day ending in -y here at Giz.

Batel was hoisting so many death flags last week she may as well have been singing a sea shanty for her own musical number, but this week it was Ortegas who was giving off “doomed” vibes.

>—which is entirely copywritten material—

>No one sets out to make mediocre content.

* It’s “three tenets,” not “tenants,” FFS.

>Kirk lets La’an down easy, telling her he’s already in a serious relationship.

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I’d always heard that line as “Huh. That’s weird.”

That was a real missed opportunity to simply blow the X to smithereens just like the Allies did to the Nazi emblem on top of the Reichstag when they took Berlin.

They ran an article back in February about outcry from artists in Japan over a Netflix Japan short that was proudly touting its use of AI-generated background art. The article prominently — and unironically — featured Google Translate translations of the original tweet from Netflix Japan (specifically Google Translate…

Jesus, it’s like people have never used a baking stone in an oven before. That’s what all that concrete is doing.

Remember five years ago when that soccer team got trapped in a cave in Thailand and when the experienced lead rescue diver called Musk’s fanciful “rescue sub” a PR stunt that wouldn’t work, Musk responded by accusing him of being a pedophile and his cult ran with it?

>WandaVision Is Getting a Physical Release, That Doesn’t Come With WandaVision

Except his very first move was to fire a large chunk of the people keeping that existing platform up and running.

He was practicing on one of his many poor kids, X Æ A-12.

Blackwater PMC rebranded as Xe because of the whole war crimes thing, white supremacists rebranded as “white nationalists” (they themselves came up with that - I wish media would stop using it) because people associated the term with racism for some zany reason, etc. etc. Just keep doing the same old shit but under a…

In a normal company, shareholders would have demanded that the keys be taken away the clearly insane/incompetent person, but this is Twitter. And he bought it with a lot of help from Saudi Arabia and China, so... maybe they were looking to destroy the app that’s been used for organizing protest movements?

Season 4 has a Blu-ray release.