>Important note on this: If this ambiguity was intended, THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME.

>He wants to cut the payroll data’s value—80 million credits, far more than Luthen offered Cassian

Because polling has Fetterman at up by just five points. His race and Warnock’s in Georgia shouldn’t be close at all, but here we are.

I like the reponse of Ukraine’s ambassador to Germany:

He specifically says, “if that’s the case I’d personally prefer if you posted reviews a few hours later so you can have time to actually rewatch the episode and edit a bit.” And I agree, not being first to publish is better than getting lots of details wrong. Like not noticing that Helaena’s “gibberish” is actually pro…

>Our girl spends the funeral reception crouched on the ground with a spider crawling across her hand as she whispers what sounds like a spell about “dragons of flesh” and “dragons of thread” before shutting it inside a clamshell.

You honestly don’t hear any similarities between “Syril Karn” and “Kyle Katarn”?

>Sorbo would need, in his words, to portray “a radical Islamic pedophile terrorist” to have his talents properly recognized.

>My best/worst boy is back!

Even after the apocalypse, there’s always plenty of hair product.

Hell, there are already reports of “god-fearing” CVS clerks refusing to sell condoms.

In all seriousness, what’s all with the garish makeup? Titania and Nikki are a weird mix of Tammy Faye and trailer park.

The superjocks are a hoot.

“FBI Special Agent Bozzio, Missing Persons” was my favorite of the many, many music-themed jokes from that show.

He means the accent. (And were the first two rent-a-cops Cockney? I thought they were Scots again.)

Nice to have another entry that doesn’t deliberately mimic Lucas’ awful, awful dialogue and has people who talk like... people.

The people who crew the bell tower at the local university really are like that. They play the usual hourly chimes, except at noon. Then they put on a *show*. (When I was a student, I heard stuff like the Imperial March, the Gilligan’s Island Theme, Proud Mary, etc.)

And Bix says “Oh God”.

>Cassian is thrust into helping Rael when Timm reveals that he’s really from Kanari like the girl he was looking for on Morlana One

And Rael’s other, “Bruce Wayne” identity wasn’t shown at all. Reviewers were sent the first FOUR episodes. Other reviews pointed out if certain details were from the episode that hadn’t aired yet.