Enjoy the show, but fuck slideshows. Nope.

Hm, doesn’t seem to be any mention of stupid names.

Tia’s priest dad casting the defensive barrier spell “STRYPER!” always gets a chuckle. ‘Cuz they’re Christian metal, get it?

1.25 seconds, so 2.5 seconds round trip. Just enough to be annoying.

>Sojourner One is harnessing solar power to give it an extra boost that will put it into Mars orbit eight days before Phoenix.

That’s actually addressed in a time travel show from the Nineties called Seven Days. For reasons, they can only go back in time seven days to prevent big emergencies, and when the “chrononaut” jumps back, he has to pilot the thing down from space because he pops out where the Earth was in his time frame, not where it…

Doubly ironic, considering that some states made it illegal to teach German in schools after World War 1. (And Texas has long been a leader in the English-only movement in the US.)

>Mandating the language to be used with government forms is how you push immigrants away, isolating them from critical government services, disenfranchising them in general, and just making them feel outright unwelcome overall.

I’m sure that the French got a good chuckle out of this, considering their low opinion of Quebecois.

> Spy x Family (if you’re pronouncing it, the “x” is silent)

>And squandering all that juice, Congress did something entirely predictable: nothing.

The odd thing is that “Vanya” has always been a man’s name - it’s a diminutive of “Ivan” - even though the comic character is clearly female. Serendipity, I guess?

Perfectly symmetrical violence never solves anything.

When the White Taliban tell you what their endgame is, fucking pay attention. They aren’t joking.

And every one of these “life begins at conception” freaks is just as “morally” opposed to contraceptives and sex education.

It would be comedy gold. Johnny Storm finds himself in the MCU thanks to multiversal shenanigans and the whole move is him having to explain to everyone he meets that he’s not Steve Rogers.

So are they gonna sadistically murder this one like they’ve done with all the others? What the actual fuck was wrong with those writers in season 1?

That’s gonna be an inbred genetic horror show on par with The X-Files’ “Home.”

The Galaxy Explorer was the set I always wanted as a kid, but it was too expensive for my single mom to buy. I saved my allowance for weeks and made do with the Space Cruiser.

I could never get into Critical Role. Too much “Theater kids (dramatic flourish) PERFORMING!”