Rudy Giuliani, is that you?

Gabrielle. Gabu-chan was a girl.

They were perfectly fine with a guy who refers to Hitler “The Fuhrer” and had a visit to his vacation home on his bucket list, but you don’t break the first rule of Republican Coke Orgy Club.

The Joe Rogan of tech.

So many quotable lines from Chiun in that movie.

Cast a Deadly Spell is a lot of fun with great banter. Film noir plus Lovecraft. Go watch it on Amazon Prime.

While another racist psycho with a gun shot up three Asian-owned business in Dallas yesterday. There’s so many that they overshadow each other.

Surely you mean Lo-Pan in Big Trouble in Little China, one of the most quotable characters ever.

You’re conveniently leaving out the part that Rittenhouse DOESN’T LIVE IN KENOSHA. He wasn’t defending his home, or even his hometown. He crossed state lines to go on a hunting trip to bag some libs. He said as much beforehand online.

100% true. That’s why, if you’re adopting, adopt two.

As Freakazoid once said, “Always ask for a piece of the gross, not the net. The net is fantasy.”

News outlets “mistakenly” run videogame footage as the real thing every damn time there’s a conflict. Sarcastic air quotes because vetting information is literally their goddamn job.

The grown-up version is how 90% of computer hardware reviewers on Youtube mispronounce the word “peripheral” as “per-IFF-ree-ul”. No, they’re not being ironic.

Yup. The way they manufacture a storyline for every athlete -- meaning only Americans, the other athletes of the world don’t exist -- like it’s reality TV is sickening.

I’m a big fan of how they frequently shrink the action to half-screen so they can show an ad - with audio - in the other half of the screen while the event is still underway. /s

Nobody looked at Eagly. Just saying.

The real gag is that that isn’t judo. And that it’s a comic book thing to shout “kiai,” but that’s the word for the shout to psych yourself up; you don’t literally shout the word.

Michael Hogan (Saul Tigh on the Battlestar Galactica reboot) slipped and fell at a convention and went to bed, thinking nothing of it. He had a brain bleed, and it left him paralyzed on his left side and unable to swallow.

They’ll dock his pay for the damage to the truck?

He does resemble one of the Skeksis, doesn’t he?