“I did my own research” is code for Facebook memes and Joe Rogan. Always.

And Florida’s governor wants to “reconsider” all those childhood vaccine mandates for school.

In other words, his agent told him that this was a great way to generate buzz around his name.

Or have weird stuff going on with the TV late at night, and they learn that the subdivision was built on an old cemetery, but the developer tried to save a few bucks and only moved the headstones.

Loved it when the heroes flew off and casually abandoned a child/kitten to a life of slavery. Not to mention all the other slaves being worked to death there.

Or the anime Gurren Lagann, in which the moon is a failsafe device set to crash into the Earth if the human population goes above 1 million. It’s also a spaceship. Now that I think about it, that show is like something that an infinite number of Roland Emmerichs pounding away on an infinite number of typewriters could…

It bears repeating: If you have 1 bad cop and 100 good cops who look the other way, you have 101 bad cops.

>- And Astra fell into Spooner’s...tiny...arms.

>hopefully, the mission ahead will require a lot more “divide and conquer” in order for every member of this madcap ensemble to properly shine.

AKA, the entirety of Woodstock Slappy.

Does one of them turn off the fucking previews whenever you move over an item? No? Then I’m still not going back.

You hire people who know the inner workings of the system to help you avoid being limited by it in any way. Sorta like how two former FBI directors now work for the Russian mafia. (Really - Sessions and Freeh. And later director Comey abruptly removed its “Boss of Bosses,” Semion Mogilevich, from the FBI’s Ten Most…

Whoa, destroying evidence that you were ordered to retain is reeeeeeeeeeeeal bad.

Or a more reasonable take: it went on for waaaaaaay the fuck too long, and it was clear that, like George Lucas, no one had the guts to tell them “no”. Every movie they’ve made since the first Matrix has had an action scene that’s at least five goddamn minutes too long.

If the cyclists had been blastocysts, the driver would be looking at the death penalty.

It’s the ones who fly both the Confederate flag *and* the US flag at the same time that you have to wonder about.

But we’re the world’s *wealthiest* Third World state, so... U-S-A, U-S-A?

The cops must have bought that poor kid SO much fast food afterwards to soothe his poor, hurt fee fees.

Up there with the Kegelcizer in Futurama.

I worked the overnight shift at a little one over a few college breaks back in the early 90s (gas was less than $1/gal, to give context - and there was no store, just me in a small booth with snacks and cigarettes). This was before magnetic stripe readers, so we had to use those big “ka-chunk” imprint machines when…