It bears repeating: If you have 1 bad cop and 100 good cops who look the other way, you have 101 bad cops.

>- And Astra fell into Spooner’s...tiny...arms.

>hopefully, the mission ahead will require a lot more “divide and conquer” in order for every member of this madcap ensemble to properly shine.

AKA, the entirety of Woodstock Slappy.

Does one of them turn off the fucking previews whenever you move over an item? No? Then I’m still not going back.

You hire people who know the inner workings of the system to help you avoid being limited by it in any way. Sorta like how two former FBI directors now work for the Russian mafia. (Really - Sessions and Freeh. And later director Comey abruptly removed its “Boss of Bosses,” Semion Mogilevich, from the FBI’s Ten Most…

Whoa, destroying evidence that you were ordered to retain is reeeeeeeeeeeeal bad.

Or a more reasonable take: it went on for waaaaaaay the fuck too long, and it was clear that, like George Lucas, no one had the guts to tell them “no”. Every movie they’ve made since the first Matrix has had an action scene that’s at least five goddamn minutes too long.

If the cyclists had been blastocysts, the driver would be looking at the death penalty.

It’s the ones who fly both the Confederate flag *and* the US flag at the same time that you have to wonder about.

But we’re the world’s *wealthiest* Third World state, so... U-S-A, U-S-A?

The cops must have bought that poor kid SO much fast food afterwards to soothe his poor, hurt fee fees.

Up there with the Kegelcizer in Futurama.

I worked the overnight shift at a little one over a few college breaks back in the early 90s (gas was less than $1/gal, to give context - and there was no store, just me in a small booth with snacks and cigarettes). This was before magnetic stripe readers, so we had to use those big “ka-chunk” imprint machines when…

That’s a bit of a schlep.

That they know of. I wonder if animals have been going missing in her neighborhood.

Have wealthy parents with connections. Duh.

You also want to brush some melted butter on top before the go into the oven, and again once they come out. The first application gives you better browning, and the second application gets instantly soaked up by the top.

>a policy that protects and serves. So why are police so upset about it?

And the person “voted off” each week is actually cooked and eaten by the judges.