Hardly any wait at all between LoT seasons this time. Weird.

The Question, definitely. “The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.”

You don’t have to destroy the books and knowledge. You just have to burn/drown enough people so they stop *wanting* to access books and knowledge out of fear, or you condition people to despise knowledge and expertise as “elitist”. The latter should sound familiar.

>creates the field of psychohistory, in which the future can be pathetically predicted

Fingers still crossed that someone does a full version of the fake trailer at the beginning of Last Action Hero.

Up there with the Kegelcizer in Futurama.

I worked the overnight shift at a little one over a few college breaks back in the early 90s (gas was less than $1/gal, to give context - and there was no store, just me in a small booth with snacks and cigarettes). This was before magnetic stripe readers, so we had to use those big “ka-chunk” imprint machines when…

That’s a bit of a schlep.

That they know of. I wonder if animals have been going missing in her neighborhood.

To be honest, this latest season has been bordering on misery porn.

Every human with a Y chromosome abruptly dies *at the same time the world over*, regardless of age or size? Er... No. That’s several mile markers into supernatural/alien energy weapon territory.

This Florida Man story has a disappointing lack of meth, bath salts, public nudity, gators, and mild face-eating.

You’d think that the kudzu would have devoured all the zombies.

Have wealthy parents with connections. Duh.

You also want to brush some melted butter on top before the go into the oven, and again once they come out. The first application gives you better browning, and the second application gets instantly soaked up by the top.

It also has the line, “Disco isn’t dead! Disco... is life!”

>a policy that protects and serves. So why are police so upset about it?

They specifically name him, to which the captain says “He’s not even Starfleet!”

Did she put out an ad reading Seeking a Friend For the End of the World? Knightly’s kinda already done this one before.

And the person “voted off” each week is actually cooked and eaten by the judges.