Funny that his Japanese retains a bit of a French accent.

That guy looks a *lot* like Kamina from the anime Gurren Lagann...

In the funktastic Interstate 76, there was an actual “Poetry” keyboard hotkey. Your wingman had been an English professor prior to becoming an auto vigilante. Press it, and he’ll lay some truths on you.

>“The suspect made a motion toward the firearm, it was at that time a deputy involved shooting occurred, the sheriff’s department said in a statement Tuesday.

Ah, the “bad apple” defense. The thing is, the whole idiom is “One bad apple spoils the whole bushel.” It’s literally true.

Civil asset forfeiture is news to you? Good grief. This isn’t even the most egregious example.

I dunno, the 1991 TV series “Roc” with Charles S. Dutton was about a garbage man. More “hard working, married good guy” than “suave,” though.

Give her credit, she switched to a Nazi-ish military uniform later.

That was the Cubs winning the World Series back in 2016. Shit got real dark immediately afterwards.

I had to double-check the publication date on this to make sure I wasn’t being fed something that’s years old. You *do* realize that most countries have closed their borders to travelers from the U.S., right?

>on the fifth floor (or fourth floor for Germans, who start counting once they reach the top of the first set of steps)

I’ve been making Cook’s Country’s thin crust sausage recipe for months now. Both the sauce and sausage are a lot less involved than this recipe, and taste great. I’m usually too lazy to spend time making and rolling out the crust, so I tend to use “Golden Home” brand ultra-thin crust pizza crusts. It’s the one brand -…

And then add a touch of lead and arsenic and call it New Freedom, and then reintroduce the old stuff after the backlash hits under the name Freedom Classic.

If you’re “playing a character” who’s an asshole, and you stay in character 24/7, that’s not a character who’s being an asshole, that’s just you.

I’ve had asthma since I was 13 and have had more than one close call from it. *I* have no problems breathing with a mask, so unless your lungs are so messed up you need an oxygen mask, you’ve got no excuse. They’re just latching onto any excuse that comes along to justify being an asshole - grown-ass adults shouting,…

My extremely Midwestern family’s family recipe cookbook from 2010 has an “Oriental Salad” (How Midwestern? Ever hear of fluff salad or jello salad?), but some of the recipes in it go back to the 40s and 50s, so there’s no way to know how old it really is.

“We can’t go back to the way things were because the way things were is what got us here.”

People who miss going to GWAR concerts.

“Now, fetch me some little boys! I’ve had a terrible day!”

It was. He’s advertising to a very specific type of clientele.