That was the Cubs winning the World Series back in 2016. Shit got real dark immediately afterwards.

I had to double-check the publication date on this to make sure I wasn’t being fed something that’s years old. You *do* realize that most countries have closed their borders to travelers from the U.S., right?

>on the fifth floor (or fourth floor for Germans, who start counting once they reach the top of the first set of steps)

I’ve been making Cook’s Country’s thin crust sausage recipe for months now. Both the sauce and sausage are a lot less involved than this recipe, and taste great. I’m usually too lazy to spend time making and rolling out the crust, so I tend to use “Golden Home” brand ultra-thin crust pizza crusts. It’s the one brand -…

And then add a touch of lead and arsenic and call it New Freedom, and then reintroduce the old stuff after the backlash hits under the name Freedom Classic.

If you’re “playing a character” who’s an asshole, and you stay in character 24/7, that’s not a character who’s being an asshole, that’s just you.

I’ve had asthma since I was 13 and have had more than one close call from it. *I* have no problems breathing with a mask, so unless your lungs are so messed up you need an oxygen mask, you’ve got no excuse. They’re just latching onto any excuse that comes along to justify being an asshole - grown-ass adults shouting,…

My extremely Midwestern family’s family recipe cookbook from 2010 has an “Oriental Salad” (How Midwestern? Ever hear of fluff salad or jello salad?), but some of the recipes in it go back to the 40s and 50s, so there’s no way to know how old it really is.

“We can’t go back to the way things were because the way things were is what got us here.”

People who miss going to GWAR concerts.

“Now, fetch me some little boys! I’ve had a terrible day!”

It was. He’s advertising to a very specific type of clientele.

>“It’s called terrorism,” he added. “What’s the definition of terrorism? To use violence and intimidation to frighten the public.”

Not unlike cockroaches scurrying when you turn the light on.

He’s profoundly stupid, but he’s a highly talented con man. He knows exactly how to manipulate the press to his advantage, and how to con people into acting against their own best interests in favor of his.

Nope. That’ll never happen. All that juicy, eyes-only intel is *going up for sale* on Jan 20, 2021. Count on it. Human-suit wearing SIL Jared was declared “unclearable” by the FBI due to his financial issues, but daddy gave him a security clearance anyway. No way in hell are those two going give anything away for…

Florida is also quietly fudging the numbers and deleting covid-19 deaths to meet those reopening thresholds.

They placed *88* ads with this imagery. That’s no fucking coincidence. They’ve always courted the Neo-Nazi vote, now they’ve just decided to drop the subtlety.

The worst part about this shit is that it happens so often that no one’s mentioned the similarities to Willie McCoy being shot at 55 times by 6 cops WHILE ASLEEP IN HIS CAR in a Taco Bell parking lot nearly a year ago to the goddamn day.

Another testosterone-drenched member of the Gravy SEALs.