To be honest, they *have*been doing the rice bun thing since at least the mid nineties.

I dunno, in Nessie’s book, she was convinced that bigfoot was real, but was pretty dubious on the subject of aliens.

I think Alabama has them beat - 

The captions in the Japanese commercial read:

Waiting for the follow-up report that it was venomous and full of spiders.

Pfft, there’s no such thing as algebra and advanced concepts. They’re not in the Bible. /s

“All right, we’ll give some land to the Space *bleep* and Space *bleep*, but we don’t want the Space Irish!”

Like a lot of college-agers, I was introduced via Tiny Toons Adventures.

Angua wears her badge around her neck so it can double as a collar. Perfectly sensible. Having *everybody* do that? Not feeling it. And if Cheery now has Carrot’s backstory and is a human raised by dwarves (did the screenwriter mix them up?), why not have her be a female human who constantly wears a fake beard to…

I wonder if they’re still fitted in the same way. In the old days, they would make a mold of your eyeball using the same stuff they make dental molds with.

>a teeny, tiny, 14,000 ppi display

Is Hello Kitty a girl? If so, she has lower odds of survival in Gundam than a guest actress on Supernatural. My money’s on the traditional beam-saber-thru-the-head.

It’ll end with a fight in an abandoned warehouse with a hosed-down floor. Or maybe in a quarry.

Yay, more people who don’t know what impeachment means. That’s not a “divergent” event, he *was* impeached. As to whether he’ll be convicted and removed, that’s highly unlikely.

>“It had come up before, but we had The Orville on the air and it didn’t make sense for us to have, as a broadcast network who is very targeted, to have two space franchises on our air,” Thorn continued.

That sound off in the distance is impoverished voice actors laughing hysterically at the funny you made.

I’m in Illinois, and I think it was 63 here on Christmas day (though we had three inches of snow on the ground on Thanksgiving). Temps have been way above average most days this season, and it’s supposed to hit 60 today. But this is Illinois, so February and even March will probably be brutally cold out of spite.

Comment I saw recently:

Or — work with me here — Abrams was doing Abrams always does, throwing random shit onto the screen and keeping the audiences so overwhelmed with frenetic pacing and splodey-booms that the holes don’t become apparent until they walk about the door, and then wait for fandom to retcon increasingly inane explanations to…

I think the quote goes “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”