There were a two freeware homebrew games called Star Wars: Battle of Yavin and Battle of Endor along the same lines that were simple, but fun. (Just looked - they came out 16 years ago? Sheeee-it, time flies...)

Do they bicker with each other about proper shrubbery placement? Do they enjoy a two-level effect with a little path?

If you overdraw, Wells Fargo will open a new account in your name, up to four a day...

Er... What do you need to do things like... I dunno... run? Gravity. What isn’t there a whole lot of in orbit? That’s right, gravity.

“At this point, Mnuchin has overplayed his hand but the problem is there’s really no system to hold him accountable.”

Haven’t seen it mentioned here, but Home Depot has a big sale on pretty much all of Ryobi’s One+ cordless tool line.

Haven’t seen it mentioned here, but Home Depot has a big sale on pretty much all of Ryobi’s One+ cordless tool line.

Occam’s Razor: If the 22.7 Mbps above is actually 22.7 MBps (megabyte instead of megabit), all three results would be in line. 22.7 x 8 = 181.6.

He didn’t short anything out, the vacuum couldn’t suck in any fresh air through the wet filter. It thought it had a clog, so it shut down to prevent damaging the motor. When the filter dried, air could flow though it again.

“I enjoyed how its redesigned release latch let me dump my filth in the trashcan without having to reach my hand inside of the vacuum to pull out wads of hair that tended to clog up my old Dyson V6 Absolute.”

“Jay Inslee Just Dropped His $9 Trillion Plan to Fight Climate Change by Rebuilding the Entire Country”

I’d say they were being authentic to the Pokémon experience. I mean, at least half of the pokedex entries for the various critters contain some variation of “the souls of dead children”.

I assume that the pickup’s engine found its way into a riding mower?

I wonder if the writer came across the “Infancy Gospels” (in which wee Jesus is a homicidal dick) and ran with it.

“I know a Deadpool cartoon is coming. sooner than later.”

What a great term. “I am no mere himbo or he-whore, *I* am a male strumpet, thank you very much. Good *day*, sir!”

“Half Man. Half Turtle. All Corrupt.”

No outcry over the racial insensitivity of hiring a half-Indian actress from England to play a Middle Eastern princess? Or the opposite on Legends of Tomorrow last week, where an Iranian actress culturally appropriated a Bollywood dance number?

No, I read it the same way. It took a few tries before it clicked. This *is* guy Ritchie, after all.

Now I have a hankering for butter chicken, dammit... I used to make it pretty regularly using a jarred simmer sauce from Target’s “Archer Farms” label that was extremely tasty, but they’ve since discontinued it. I freaking loathe cilantro, though, so that’s staying out no matter what. 

Check your local library. A lot of them now have a dropoff for single-use batteries (they’ll ask you to put tape on the ends to prevent sparking). Some municipal buildings have them, too.