Er, the Earth is rotating the wrong direction... Maybe they should fix that.

Still out-badassed (pun intended) by Uhura.

There are some things that there’s no middle ground on. When “People of a certain color/religion/orientation aren’t people, not really” is pretty much an official part of the Republican platform now, you don’t meet them fucking halfway. Bipartisanship doesn’t mean helping the psychos at the wheel of the bus drive the…

Maybe he should do something about those sanctions against Russia that were passed by Congress and he’s refused to enforce since day 1. Oh, right. That would annoy his boss.

Yup, the whole thing was always about advertising his “brand” and reaping the profits. He never thinks beyond that.

They soldiered on with their press conference WHILE THE MORON’S FLY WAS OPEN. That part is especially important to get the full comedy value.

Er, isn’t it *Carrot* who’s the last scion of nobility, what with the birthmark and all?

Given how much trouble he has operating complicated devices like umbrellas these days, there’s every chance that he doesn’t remember. Or that little venture was run by Don Jr. Then again, his mouth is as much an independent entity as that tribble on his head. He doesn’t put any thought into anything he says because he…

Here’s a fun thing - google “birth tourism Trump properties”.

It doesn’t sound something like “Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!”, does it?

The world’s most expensive selfie stick...

The farmland in my family just passed the 150 year mark, but it’s never been very big. The margins are so thin and the risks so high that yeah, leasing out a little of it to wind/solar can be the only option to selling it out to ADM or whoever.

No cable out there (TV or internet), so OTA reception isn’t a trivial thing. You get better quality via antenna, anyway.

It’s already happening here in central Illinois, but they don’t complain about the visuals or birds, they claim that they ruin their over-the-air TV reception. No joke. Some local NIMBYs are also opposing a solar farm project because they read on Facebook that they produce a hum that drives you crazy.

Yeah, it’s like it’s like they rendered it at 16 or 20fps instead of 24. It’s pretty jarring.

To make it even worse, it came to light this past week that DHS was *specifically* targeting families because they felt that the trauma of splitting them up would be the most effective deterrent.

I think you’re mixing this one up with the previous model, the S405 or whatever. I’ve seen that one go down to around $320, but this is the model that was just released.

I think you’re mixing this one up with the previous model, the S405 or whatever. I’ve seen that one go down to…

She’s already a skilled martial artist, so it’s not like she needs any training for fight scenes.

For us olds, it started with DynaMan in 1988 on USA’s Night Flight. The closing credits feature the familiar names Bruce McCulloch, Mark McKinney, David Foley, and Kevin MacDonald, but it’s not listed on any of their imdb pages. Hm...

We can all take solace in the knowledge that the company’s higher-ups are sure to have golden parachutes with which to cushion the blow.