If you really want to up your pizza game, look into a Baking Steel. They’re expensive and heavy, but they work wonders. I leave mine in the oven 24/7 to act as a thermal capacitor. If your oven has trouble maintaining a steady temperature, it’ll even it out beautifully.

Sounds an awful lot like what happened with the unfunded trillion-dollar tax cut for the .01% that the Republicans passed after the Mercer family threatened to stop giving them bribes— sorry, “campaign contributions.” The message is the same, “Do what we want, or we’ll chuck you to the curb and buy someone else to do…

Here’s an excellent how-to for French bread pizza (personally, I keep a pack of ultra-thin Golden Home brand crusts around in case of a pizza-munchies emergency) -

A mall in Indiana in the early/mid eighties would definitely have had a Garcia’s Pizza. They were all over the place in Illinois and Indiana back then. (They used to fling branded frisbees from their hot-air balloon -- I still have one that I caught as a kid.)

Always remember that diehard anti-abortionists are just as “morally” opposed to any and all birth control and sex education. They’re not anti-abortion, they’re anti-sex.

Yeah, I’ve since learned that car shopping leaves you open to being screwed over in a dozen ways. Fun fact: Car salesman can lie to you with *absolute* impunity under the legal concept of “sales puffery.” The only thing that matters is what is in writing, so make certain you do just that. If they balk, you walk.

“All is strange and vague.”

“His” church, huh? Where’s a lightning bolt when it’s so clearly called for?

He was in the process of financing a home purchase. That kinda pressure makes you just want it to be gone. I had a credit card go into collections ten years ago. I paid it in full, but neglected to request a “pay for delete” arrangement (where it’s deleted from your credit report). I tried to do it after the fact, but…

Car dealers seem to pull that stunt all the time. When I bought my car three years ago, I told them that I had financing through my credit union, but I ended up with three hard pulls anyway.

Around here, it’s “Disco isn’t dead! Disco... is LIFE!”

Psst! Quietly start a twitter campaign to trick him into nominating Judge Reinhold! Pass it on!

Oh, it’s much, much worse than that. The “Womp womp” was in response to him being told that a girl WITH DOWN SYNDROME had been taken from her mother.

The headline stops just short of explicitly saying so, so if that’s all you look at, that’s the impression you’re going to come away with. I thought the same thing until I actually read the article. It’s a blatant manipulation tactic, and the author should be ashamed of himself.

And most power companies have a rebate program for smart thermostats, usually $100, so that’s definitely something to look into.

And most power companies have a rebate program for smart thermostats, usually $100, so that’s definitely something…

It’s not just Epstein. Per Sarah Kendzior, “Nader is the fifth pedophile tied to Trump. Others are men to which Trump had closer ties: Roy Cohn, John Casablancas, Jeffrey Epstein, and Tevfik Arif.” And then there’s Ric Grenell, the Trump-appointed ambassador to Germany, who has been weirdly supportive of Vladimir…

Your article implies that the FBI completed a background check and finally granted him clearance. IT DID NO SUCH THING. The clearance was mandated from the White House, ie. Trump.

My favorites are the series of Suntory beer ads featuring Mike the Penguin. They even put him in a movie that’s basically The Deer Hunter. “See that cute mascot? We’re gonna put him in a movie where he goes to Vietnam and comes home a broken penguin!”

Call them and ask if she’s eligible to do a product change to a different card with no annual fee and a higher limit. Fee-laden “builder” cards can usually be changed into better ones if your account has been in good standing for long enough.

I had zero idea that he was British until I read his obituary...