Wow, Funko must have zero interest in ever selling in Japan. Their name translates to "turd crumbs".

I feel so damn old when somebody says that they've never heard of games from the vector graphics era...

Might want to remove that extra comma after "teases" in the headline. Unless Star Citizen teases, races, and first-person shoots.

Pretty impressive. The shading and coloring makes it look like skin that happens to be that color (dang flattering, BTW) as opposed to painted skin, if that makes any sense.

Nope, bad idea. They "borrowed" an M61 Vulcan in the original OVA series, and the vibrations tore Ohta's Ingram to pieces when he fired it.

Not so ironically, Rand Paul got C&D'd by the lawyers of the band Rush back in 2010 for using their music at his rallies without permission.

Unlocking Consumer Choice and Wireless Competition Act? UCCWCA? Uckawucka? Didn't they get the memo that all bills are to have "patriotic" acronyms now?

I've always wanted to compare that place to our local equivalent, Jarling's Custard Cup.

Yes. Yes, they do. The thought of a world where they can charge people when they hum or whistle a tune - or even better, get a song stuck in their heads - causes them to masturbate furiously.

Apparently, "Madison" only came into use as a girl's name when the movie Splash came out. We're so damned pop-culture driven in this country.

Grisly, not grizzly.

Back when I was a student in Kobe, there was a magazine called Learn English Through the Movies (or something similar, it's been a while) that did exactly the same thing as this. Except the movie being featured in the particular month I saw it was... Pulp Fiction. You can imagine what the sample sentences were like.

A pizza oven on the back patio is on the list of things I want when I finally make that house purchase. In the meantime, I get great results with my baking steel when I'm doing traditional, NY, or St. Louis style pizza. It's also great as a thermal regulator when baking Chicago deep dish. The New England bar style…

And it comes with a removable "S," the heartless bastards. The adhesive must be activated by the tears of grown men.

For a homemade prosthetic, that's pretty damn well made.

Beavers got out of control. They dammed every single river and flooded the place.

I downloaded 105 of them this way. They open properly in Calibre, but I probably won't bother to see which ones I missed.

I prefer the James May term "Wine Ponce."

Looks like a somewhat up-rezzed Shogo: Mobile Armor Division.

You might want to change the headline to accurately reflect the question, then. It's confusing enough that people use the term "HTPC" to describe two entirely different things. Some folks use it to mean a little box with little to no local storage that does nothing but stream content, while others use it to mean more…