I’m not interested in seeming smart, or in making ChrisG seem less-smart. I don’t know anything about how smart he is. I just know that he has a history of public racist, sexist behavior.

Probably shouldn’t hold your breath then. As long as Square Enix holds the merchandising rights they’re not going to promote a competitor to their own figure line. Believe Good Smile is up to 375 figma now and even for a far more profitable franchise like Final Fantasy there’s never been a single figma, so that should…

I’m trying not to find this cathartic, I promise

You know what’s worse? Proper chimeric transmutation was actually possible, Shou Tucker was just really, really, bad at it. In other words, some else could’ve saved Nina, they just didn’t know who.

Meanwhile I can’t even get people to play with me for free.

No, you’re just being a pretentious whiner

Finally a worthy Emperor.

haha, i had the same thought earlier today

Yes. You are a boring person. Go away.

Shhh, don’t tell people ‘round these parts you prefer the Japanese dub. They’ll start calling you a weeaboo and insist English voices are objectively better.

Yes.

I hate games that love to jerk themselves off over how difficult they are. I love some really fantastic hard games, like Super Meat Boy and Shovel Knight. Those are games that are hard by design, but which aren't all wrapped up in their identity as hard games. They aren't games that try to make you feel like you're…

The look on Chun-Li’s face says it all: “Um, do I really want to open this?”

It’s a fine operating system, but these are self-inflicted wounds. Microsoft is shooting themselves in the foot for no good reason.

Religion.

OK but the real question is why pretty much ALLL the overwatch porn is futa.

I love that Spidey has his own company. Even more so now that Tony is his sitcom arch rival.

I hate large soulless corporations as much as the next guy, but I’m sorry to say, you’re an idiot. A perfect case study of what happens when copyright disappears is right there in front of you in the form of China. There, it no longer makes financial sense to actually spend the time and effort to come up with your own…

I get it, I get it. Corporations are evil. Capitalism is evil. Private property is evil. Bernie’s the best.

Swatting is just so unbelievably gross. It saddens me that people can have so little respect for the lives of others that they consider this entertaining.