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Damn. I loved MGS2, but you writing it out like that makes the whole story look retarded. I played through it at least 10 times and learn something new (and wrong!) every time.

I'm glad your moment of awesome was denying a guy sex instead of you know...being a better mechanic or a smarter person in general. Jezebel is really doing their job well...

It fucking sucks too because it's not like Deadspin crossposts with Gizmodo or Jalopnik all that much where the articles are much more interesting.

Less Jez in my Deadspin. Thanks.

X-com was always cool.

Play the original and terror from the deep. They're better.

So....any gameplay differences? Only thing I see here is complaining how the story doesn't match expectations.

All of them? Then no. She can not run a mile and a half in 12 minutes. (a 9 minute/per mile pace)

I love a good cat fight. Wait, where are all the women?

She couldn't run a mile and a half in 12 minutes. I can only imagine how poor her stamina is with all the gear on. Bummer.

This all makes much more sense now. They are trying to stem off the Xbox PR from the early deliveries by Target.

And I don't think the Trailblazers actually blazed any trails. What's your point?

way to ruin the fun out of a comic strip

Humblebrag about having sex. Move along.

Kids don't know any better. Too young. She doesn't understand how the world works. Yadda yadda yadda

"Unlocked: Debbie Does Dallas 3 - Jizz Edition"

Coker, we meet again.

Someone must be...Hanesing...