Interesting.

Still a joke. Deserved to be locked up IMO. BULLET PROOF VEST ffs.

Wut.

Huh...(the following scenario has been made up)teenage male runs at Kelly Clarkson. Breaks her leg.

Bummer. I'm tall as fuck, but I can't dribble without looking at the ball. Damn you genetics.

I can relate. I have no social media. I don't really have any friends. The only people I remain in consistent social contact with is my girlfriend (and her friends when we hang out as a group, not mine) and my family. I talk to old college buddies but it is always fleeting. Co-workers are nice but we don't have much…

So the year after I graduate they start to fucking win. Figures. I am a curse to all the teams I cheer for.

slap: to hit a woman's behind during intercourse. Preferably during doggy or reverse cowgirl

If you looked at who they shipped and who they brought in, it was a safe bet to call them mediocre. I'm impressed though. They looked like a really great team. You have to admit though, they were a few lucky hits from choking out of the ALCS

+1

Wrap it or slap it. No no no no no no.

Might as well rename the award to Worst Company of the Year Award Sponsored by Electronic Arts to give others a chance

Good to know. Thing will drop to 30 dollars in 4-5 months.

Hopefully the corporate overlords will finally understand that IF YOU MAKE SOMETHING GOOD IT WILL SELL. STOP MAKING SHITTY GAMES WITH HUGE MARKETING BUDGETS!!!!

Soon enough, the pressure from Jez will make Deadspin pay attention to the WNBA.

Barf

Competitive Sandwich Making? Will there be a league with teams? I'd pay a few bucks to see that. Maybe my girlfriend can join...she makes a mean grilled cheese though I hate the idea of her away for long periods of time.

Gorgeous. Like a work of art.

That's his job. You do realize Gawker media is all about the hits for ads, which is funny since I think most of us have AdBlock anyway.