“Come to think of it, how come no fanboys hit the roof over the fact that Lex Luthor almost always has hair in the original films?”

Let this be a lesson to Warner Brothers. Plan out your reshoots beforehand and don’t pile on extra ones when actors are committed to other films.

They should have gone the Cesar Romero route and just slathered on the pancake makeup and dared people to give them shit about the mustache. It’s what i would have done.

Your daughter may be too brainy, and you should watch out for super-villain tendencies?

To me, it is dog-whistle reinforcing the Virgin-Whore dichotomy that is so beloved by right-wing regressive men. If a woman is kept in a tiny little box, doing everything you tell her to do and wearing her purity ring from daddy, then she is good and special and needs your protection. If she does what she damned well…

My brainy daughter mentioned that The Thinker’s end game may be related to the fact that his brain power sucks life from his body, whereas Barry’s body regenerates. Barry is a potential source of life for The Thinker. Thoughts?

I loved the little moment where Fake Wells knows exactly who DeVoe was, and offers up a smirk and a “good luck” that evidently he didn’t pick up on.

Really, Moore supporters aren’t known for being world travelers. Just maybe to Biloxi or Orange Beach for an occasional vacay. Disney — once — when their kids are young enough to enjoy it but not old enough to understand what “gay” means.

I wish I would be able to enjoy the surprise in store for those shitheels when Brietbart, Infowars or whatever 4chan cesspool they inhabit’s load time slows to a crawl but I’ll be too busy waiting for my porn. How dare they mess with our porn!

When life gives you lemons you petition ISPs to block Stormfront.

• Ajit Pai, chairman of the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), announced that the FCC will vote on a proposal to overturn what he described as the “heavy-handed, utility-style” net neutrality rules of the Obama administration. According to the Washington Post, Pai’s proposal would “give Internet providers broad…

“Moore was better than Democrat Doug Jones who is “bad on crime, bad on borders, bad with the military, bad for the Second Amendment.””
It’s like someone sat him down and forced him to memorize a list of generic Republican talking points and buzzwords.

The trailer for the crossover is awesome. I don’t know what excites me more - Oliver jumping through a vibe portal to shoot a Nazi, Sara and Kara ripping their dresses so they can fight, or the fact that someone thought to invite the beer-swigging pyromaniac to the wedding.

If you think about it, there’s actually a lot to suggest that Verbal Kint isn’t Keyzer Soze, and that Kobayashi is Soze.

In Hell, the demons dispense the medicine that temporarily stops the agony using precisely this system.

no one has ever uttered the words “My french press isn’t powering on anymore” French press 4 lyfe

Who the fuck only drinks a single cup of coffee in the morning? I’ve known one person who had one for their personal use, and the week I stayed with them the three of us had that thing running nonstop in the mornings. I’m not a coffee snob; I stand by my $20 Mr. Coffee that gives me the proper 6 cups I need every…

How gross was your kitchen that no one noticed the cockroach infestation?!

We had a Keurig once. The water reservoir got infested with cockroaches. She found this out by making a cup a coffee and finding a roach leg in it. Threw that coffee maker away and moved out of that apartment. Drip coffee for life!