honestly after that tag, my SO literally said “I wish Beth had killed him” hahaha

This wasn’t really what I wanted, but still... what a finale. Dense, mean, and ugly. Season 3 R&M isn’t sustainable, which the show admits in Ricklaxation when Rick tells his toxic self that if he were allowed to run things they’d be dead in minutes. Rick’s worst impulses have run his thinking all season, and the…

It’s because most of the fans got primed for a war between Evil Morty and C137. They wanted a thermonuclear ending.

If there’s one thing I know about Keith David, it’s that you do not get into a protracted fight with him.

Motherfucker this is the best take.

Commander in queef. Morty, you cad

FWIW, the episode title is “The Rickchurian *Morty*date.”

See, this is what I wanted “ABCs of Beth” to be—even though I love the episode, and it’s heart-on-sleeve climax. This, however, feels far more graceful. Rick can’t outrun the people he shackles himself to, which is why he can go Tom and Jerry on the president. He doesn’t care about the president, but even if he can’t…

“Are you still here? Shouldn’t you be going down to your next version of Earth with your selfie-craving, starfucked sidekick?”

Say what you want about the Bundys, but they always stood together as a family when the chips were down. By all accounts Ed O’Neill is a super nice guy too.

My dad called Cosby and 7th Heavan crap. And would watch Married with Children religiously.

It seemed like a good idea at the time...

And these are the moments we should treasure. My dad memory is of him making boatloads of popcorn (heavily buttered, heavily salted, and I still want my popcorn that way) and watching VHS rentals from BlockBuster (after a fight between my brother and I about what movie to rent).

I found Seacrest and Oliver’s totally endearing. John Oliver I’d expect, but Seacrest, I found Seacrest endearing!

On the plus side...Agents of SHIELD has never looked better.

I have always believed this about the fiber. My test case is going to be Pueblo, Colorado. Run down city but only 90 minutes from south Denver (if you’re driving fast in good weather). Close to the mountains; the Arkansas River runs through downtown. Currently cheaper than dirt. Just don’t buy up all the good real…

Here in Evansville, the powers that be tore down the biggest hotel downtown to build a Hockey Arena which is a perfect example for your argument. Even though we drive our cars everywhere, some idiot from Indianapolis convinced our Mayor we could have a little Wrigleyville right here in small town Indiana. The arena…

This is a fantastic line up. I live in the Midwest and love going to the small city festivals. Affordable, fun, something to do, lets us show off our cool towns, AND everyone is just soooooo happy to participate in the fest because we’re all so appreciative!

I work for a fest in Raleigh, NC and this was our lineup this year. It’s club-crawl style at a dozen or so venues, all walking distance to each other, ranging from small clubs to large clubs and two outdoor stages. It’s a pretty small festival compared to Coachella, Riot Fest, Bonnaroo, etc (in terms of attendance.…

Of course it was. Aside from the pastie, how about the tear-away bodice? They were trying to be provocative. Neither of them would’ve done anything like that by accident, nor would they have done it without the other’s complicity. They simply misjudged the blowback (which, itself, was ridiculous).