Are the “free market is the best market” people here, yet?

Roy Brown, 54, is a homeless man who said that he was hungry and needed a place to live when he walked the Capitol One bank in Shreveport, Louisiana in December 2007 and stole a single $100 bill. The next day, he turned himself into police, apologized, and said that he was not raised to do such things. After he…

I fucking love how dipshits like Megyn Kelly literally admit that America is racist to apologize for racists to prove that they’re not really racist, and then also argue there is no racism problem in America

That seems like a thing that says more about her prior employers and coworkers than the population at large.

That and Putin told him to run.

The email thing sounds just like the “locker room talk” excuse: “Come on, everybody is just as shitty as we are, right?”

Yeah, seriously.

“Jesus was a white man, too. He was a historical figure. That’s a verifiable fact—as is Santa.”

Practical Magic is one of my favourite films of all time. Love that Stevie Nicks aesthetic.

You learn something new everyday.

“What started as a controversial term for fellatio...”

Nerds?

#kudrowvibes

They forced Teddy Roosevelt to smoke cigars as a child because he had really bad asthma and people were stupid and thought smoking cigars would help it. And he STILL grew up to be Teddy Fucking Roosevelt.

Grant was an alcoholic too. Never doubt the drunk rage. He’d pull Trump’s arms off and have no memory of it the following day.

Lincoln was 8 feet tall and could carry a thousand pounds. Hand to hand combat and he cleans up. Ford might also be more than capable.

In 1912 Teddy delivered a 90-minute speech after being shot in the chest, so he was obviously orders of magnitude tougher than most pols. ....however, Lincoln was apparently “uncommonly strong” and sometimes busted out impressive feats of strength in public...that and of course he actively hunted vampires, so Teddy’s…

This argument will end in a few years when we elect President Camacho.

I wouldn’t bet against Lincoln with melee weapons. He held his own with a sharpened stick against a Klingon, after all.

Bull Moose or bust.