“there are very few companies in America, whether they are public or private,” where “you won’t find any racist emails [or] any inappropriate comments.”

“Then why in the fuck did he run?!”

Rick’s “tossed-away deliveries” are the best thing about the show. My favorite is the one in “Pickle Rick”:

You missed the post-credits scene.

“Lisa?”

**sigh**

After the Rita evacuation, “shelter in place” made perfect sense in most cases. Most of us are going a little stir-crazy but unharmed.

Bob Fosse witchcraft, to be precise. Paula stole from the best.

And Paula, of course, stole that in its entirety, from “All That Jazz”. THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFE!

Um, but anyway, here are the topless photos!

My first thought was that mid-Monday would be less than optimal, even without celestial distraction, but then I remembered that weekend workers like myself are often off on Monday.

And Tumblr.

Mmm. Jenna Elfman.

“he’s more like a chimp with a machine gun than a calculating super villain.”

News to all of us.

It wouldn’t be shame I was feeling. I’m gassy just thinking about it.

I know, right?

What did we tell you about crossing the streams?

Damn. That gif tho.

I love them but I always figured “whitest band in the history of ever” was EXACTLY their thing.