Nobody “agreed” on the black leather look. That was all Hollywood deciding that this superhero nonsense was already embarrassing enough without bright colored union suits. “Waddaya want, yellow spandex?”

My first thought was that mid-Monday would be less than optimal, even without celestial distraction, but then I remembered that weekend workers like myself are often off on Monday.

And Tumblr.

Mmm. Jenna Elfman.

“he’s more like a chimp with a machine gun than a calculating super villain.”

News to all of us.

It wouldn’t be shame I was feeling. I’m gassy just thinking about it.

I know, right?

Not “self-destructive”. Just “destructive”. He’s not harming himself, just everyone and everything around him.

SHIELD just came off its very best season and certainly top 10 of superhero series seasons.

What did we tell you about crossing the streams?

Damn. That gif tho.

Well, if he’s busy...

Because comics. Duh.

Is it possible that Marvel has never done anything sufficiently epic to require hiring Brian Blessed?

Almost? That’s my headcanon!

You’re wrong. But you knew that.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Forbidden Planet is totally OG Trek. Gene and that whole crew were steeped in that mid-century hard sci-fi vibe.

I love them but I always figured “whitest band in the history of ever” was EXACTLY their thing.